I'd have to say the puddles without getting wet power. If I really wanted to grow flowers in the couch, I probably could, just get some dirt, water and seed, and wait. Now the power to step in puddles, that would be just fun! It would be like living as a kid again and jumping in puddles and splashing around. The reason I don't do that as an adult is the fact that when done I will have to change clothes and dry out my shoes. We all know how crappy dried shoes feel. They get all shrunk and pointy. Ahh a life without the feeling of heater dried shoes!!
Dreaming every night of leaping into action and fighting the good fight against all zombie spawn flesh eating Commie fascist Nazi royalist blood sucking creatures of the darkness I wake up in each morning and wish my super-powers didn't fade with the light of the day. Such is the poetry of rarebit.
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I'd have to say the puddles without getting wet power. If I really wanted to grow flowers in the couch, I probably could, just get some dirt, water and seed, and wait.
Now the power to step in puddles, that would be just fun! It would be like living as a kid again and jumping in puddles and splashing around. The reason I don't do that as an adult is the fact that when done I will have to change clothes and dry out my shoes. We all know how crappy dried shoes feel. They get all shrunk and pointy. Ahh a life without the feeling of heater dried shoes!!
By Anonymous, At 3:53 PM
While the puddle one is more practical, the flower power would certainly get me noticed at parties!
By Anonymous, At 12:41 PM
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